Even I’m Not THAT Broke

Just got back from the grocery store.  It was a total success.  I mean how many times do you go to buy something, have a coupon, and that particular item happens to also be on sale??  Yep, it happened to me.  Thanks to All detergent and Dillons.  Funny though, I didn’t realize how valuable SOAP has gotten.

Check out the picture of my 12.99 bottle of laundry detergent.  Yes, that is an ALARM tied to it.  The lady behind me in line said, I’ve never seen that.  I said, “That’s what I said!”

Here’s the scoop.  The cashier at Dillon’s tells us it’s response to a big theft ring, yes, involving detergent.  I thought man are they making some new drug out of All?  Turns out, the cashier was told, the theives only want it to sell it on the black market.  No, I didn’t realize there was an underground run on soap, so I feel pretty lucky that I have my own bottle and its  completely paid for.  Then again, Breaking News Dudes, I am still broke, so maybe I’ll just check out a dark corner next time my ratty clothes need to smell better, I mean maybe I could be buying it on the low-down for just 5 bucks.     Well, that’s what’s happening at my grocery store, I’ll be sure to keep you updated on the next item to be put on lock down, my money is on the fresh flowers, have you seen the price of those babies??